I got tired of the wammers (web spammers) from russia (nothing against the Russian people) trying to create accounts. So, if you want an account to either abuse me for my obtuse/idiotic rants, correct my spelling/grammer, post actual useful content then send me an email (I'll let you figure out the email address) declaring your un-dieing love of Linux and your relationship to Columbus Ohio and I will grant you an account.